When your dive buddy gets bent, stung, or just dramatically faints because they saw a nudibranch that looked at them funny, it’s time to hop into hero mode!
Our Diving First Aid course teaches you how to:
Treat decompression sickness by stuffing the patient in your pouch and hopping to the nearest recompression chamber
Neutralise box jellyfish stings with vinegar poured from a comically oversized bottle while screaming “NOT TODAY, YA FLAT-HEADED WANKER!”
Improvise a neck brace using a boogie board and sheer willpower
Perform the legendary “Roo Revival Slap” – a combination of back blows, chest thumps, and passive-aggressive ear-flicking
Wrap hypothermia victims in your own body heat (pro tip: marsupials run hot)
Perfect for Great Barrier Reef disasters, shipwreck souvenirs gone wrong, or when your mate panics at 30 metres (99 feet) because his GoPro ran out of battery.
Graduates receive:
A waterproof wallet card that says “I Saved a Bloke and Looked Ridiculous Doing It.”
The uncontrollable urge to yell “SHE’LL BE RIGHT!” at every minor injury for the rest of your life
Sign up now—because the ocean doesn’t care if you’re scared of stingers, but your mates will never let you live it down if you freeze.
Tuition is $350
When your dive buddy gets bent, stung, or just dramatically faints because they saw a nudibranch that looked at them funny, it’s time to hop into hero mode!
Our Diving First Aid course teaches you how to:
Treat decompression sickness by stuffing the patient in your pouch and hopping to the nearest recompression chamber
Neutralise box jellyfish stings with vinegar poured from a comically oversized bottle while screaming “NOT TODAY, YA FLAT-HEADED WANKER!”
Improvise a neck brace using a boogie board and sheer willpower
Perform the legendary “Roo Revival Slap” – a combination of back blows, chest thumps, and passive-aggressive ear-flicking
Wrap hypothermia victims in your own body heat (pro tip: marsupials run hot)
Perfect for Great Barrier Reef disasters, shipwreck souvenirs gone wrong, or when your mate panics at 30 metres (99 feet) because his GoPro ran out of battery.
Graduates receive:
A waterproof wallet card that says “I Saved a Bloke and Looked Ridiculous Doing It.”
The uncontrollable urge to yell “SHE’LL BE RIGHT!” at every minor injury for the rest of your life
Sign up now—because the ocean doesn’t care if you’re scared of stingers, but your mates will never let you live it down if you freeze.
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