Drysuit

$300.00

Sick of surfacing looking like a drowned rat after every cold-water dive? Hop into our Drysuit Diver course and stay toasty, dry, and smug while your air-breathing mates shiver like penguins on ice!

You’ll conquer the marsupial drysuit arts:

  • Slipping into a drysuit smoother than a roo sliding into its pouch (pro tip: talc powder is your new best mate)

  • Mastering the “inflation tango”—add just enough air to float like a boss, not enough to turn into a balloon animal doing backflips

  • Dumping air like a pro while yelling “DOWN SHE GOES!” without accidentally mooning the reef

  • Staying warm in water that’d freeze a brass roo’s bits off

  • Looking like a futuristic space kangaroo in full rubber glory (bonus intimidation factor on sharks)

Perfect for:

  • Divers who’ve had enough of “wetsuit wedgies” in chilly currents

  • Anyone who wants to dive Tassie wrecks or Victorian kelp forests without turning blue

  • Mates who complain about cold but still want to see the nudibranchs

Graduation swag:

  • “I’m Dry, You’re Wet” patch for your BCD

  • Lifelong habit of smugly saying “Nah, I’m dry inside and out, mate” whenever someone mentions neoprene

Sign up now—because the ocean’s cold enough without you joining in the misery. Stay dry, stay diving, stay legendary.

Tuition is $300

Sick of surfacing looking like a drowned rat after every cold-water dive? Hop into our Drysuit Diver course and stay toasty, dry, and smug while your air-breathing mates shiver like penguins on ice!

You’ll conquer the marsupial drysuit arts:

  • Slipping into a drysuit smoother than a roo sliding into its pouch (pro tip: talc powder is your new best mate)

  • Mastering the “inflation tango”—add just enough air to float like a boss, not enough to turn into a balloon animal doing backflips

  • Dumping air like a pro while yelling “DOWN SHE GOES!” without accidentally mooning the reef

  • Staying warm in water that’d freeze a brass roo’s bits off

  • Looking like a futuristic space kangaroo in full rubber glory (bonus intimidation factor on sharks)

Perfect for:

  • Divers who’ve had enough of “wetsuit wedgies” in chilly currents

  • Anyone who wants to dive Tassie wrecks or Victorian kelp forests without turning blue

  • Mates who complain about cold but still want to see the nudibranchs

Graduation swag:

  • “I’m Dry, You’re Wet” patch for your BCD

  • Lifelong habit of smugly saying “Nah, I’m dry inside and out, mate” whenever someone mentions neoprene

Sign up now—because the ocean’s cold enough without you joining in the misery. Stay dry, stay diving, stay legendary.

Tuition is $300