Sick of surfacing looking like a drowned rat after every cold-water dive? Hop into our Drysuit Diver course and stay toasty, dry, and smug while your air-breathing mates shiver like penguins on ice!
You’ll conquer the marsupial drysuit arts:
Slipping into a drysuit smoother than a roo sliding into its pouch (pro tip: talc powder is your new best mate)
Mastering the “inflation tango”—add just enough air to float like a boss, not enough to turn into a balloon animal doing backflips
Dumping air like a pro while yelling “DOWN SHE GOES!” without accidentally mooning the reef
Staying warm in water that’d freeze a brass roo’s bits off
Looking like a futuristic space kangaroo in full rubber glory (bonus intimidation factor on sharks)
Perfect for:
Divers who’ve had enough of “wetsuit wedgies” in chilly currents
Anyone who wants to dive Tassie wrecks or Victorian kelp forests without turning blue
Mates who complain about cold but still want to see the nudibranchs
Graduation swag:
“I’m Dry, You’re Wet” patch for your BCD
Lifelong habit of smugly saying “Nah, I’m dry inside and out, mate” whenever someone mentions neoprene
Sign up now—because the ocean’s cold enough without you joining in the misery. Stay dry, stay diving, stay legendary.
Tuition is $300
Sick of surfacing looking like a drowned rat after every cold-water dive? Hop into our Drysuit Diver course and stay toasty, dry, and smug while your air-breathing mates shiver like penguins on ice!
You’ll conquer the marsupial drysuit arts:
Slipping into a drysuit smoother than a roo sliding into its pouch (pro tip: talc powder is your new best mate)
Mastering the “inflation tango”—add just enough air to float like a boss, not enough to turn into a balloon animal doing backflips
Dumping air like a pro while yelling “DOWN SHE GOES!” without accidentally mooning the reef
Staying warm in water that’d freeze a brass roo’s bits off
Looking like a futuristic space kangaroo in full rubber glory (bonus intimidation factor on sharks)
Perfect for:
Divers who’ve had enough of “wetsuit wedgies” in chilly currents
Anyone who wants to dive Tassie wrecks or Victorian kelp forests without turning blue
Mates who complain about cold but still want to see the nudibranchs
Graduation swag:
“I’m Dry, You’re Wet” patch for your BCD
Lifelong habit of smugly saying “Nah, I’m dry inside and out, mate” whenever someone mentions neoprene
Sign up now—because the ocean’s cold enough without you joining in the misery. Stay dry, stay diving, stay legendary.