Tired of bailing out of dives quicker than a roo fleeing a dingo? Upgrade to our NITROX course and breathe like a true outback legend—extra oxygen, less nitrogen, more time to stare at clownfish like they owe you money!
You’ll master the marsupial way:
Analysing your gas like you’re sniffing out fresh eucalyptus—sniff test, analyse, approve!
Spot the difference between “good gas” and “whoops, that’s straight air, mate”
Planning epic bottom times while shouting “We’re stayin’ down longer than a joey in the pouch, mates!”
Calculating no-deco limits faster than you can say “she’ll be right… for ages”
Stashing your backup reg (and emergency Tim Tams) in the pouch for that classic kangaroo convenience
Perfect for divers sick of surfacing early, watching their air-hog mates bob up like corks, or anyone who wants to outlast the fish without turning into a bendy balloon animal.
Graduation swag:
“I Breathe Better Than Air-Breathers” bumper sticker (for your ute, obviously)
The smug satisfaction of outlasting your air-hog mates
The eternal right to smirk and say “Nah, I’m on enriched air—your nitrogen’s showing, Bruce”
Sign up now—because the reef’s calling, and your lungs deserve the VIP treatment. Hop in before your next dive ends with “surface, surface, surface!”
Tuition is $200
Tired of bailing out of dives quicker than a roo fleeing a dingo? Upgrade to our NITROX course and breathe like a true outback legend—extra oxygen, less nitrogen, more time to stare at clownfish like they owe you money!
You’ll master the marsupial way:
Analysing your gas like you’re sniffing out fresh eucalyptus—sniff test, analyse, approve!
Spot the difference between “good gas” and “whoops, that’s straight air, mate”
Planning epic bottom times while shouting “We’re stayin’ down longer than a joey in the pouch, mates!”
Calculating no-deco limits faster than you can say “she’ll be right… for ages”
Stashing your backup reg (and emergency Tim Tams) in the pouch for that classic kangaroo convenience
Perfect for divers sick of surfacing early, watching their air-hog mates bob up like corks, or anyone who wants to outlast the fish without turning into a bendy balloon animal.
Graduation swag:
“I Breathe Better Than Air-Breathers” bumper sticker (for your ute, obviously)
The smug satisfaction of outlasting your air-hog mates
The eternal right to smirk and say “Nah, I’m on enriched air—your nitrogen’s showing, Bruce”
Sign up now—because the reef’s calling, and your lungs deserve the VIP treatment. Hop in before your next dive ends with “surface, surface, surface!”
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