Been a while since you last dove? Forgot which way is up, why the reg makes that Darth Vader noise, or how to not turn into a human balloon at 10 metres? No worries, mate—we’ve got the perfect hop-back-in course for ya!
Our Scuba Refresher (aka “Remember How Not to Drown 101”) covers:
Dusting off your skills faster than a roo shakes off red dirt
Re-learning buoyancy with the classic “pouch puff” method (inflate to float, deflate to look cool)
Mask clearing while your instructor yells, “It’s just salty Vegemite, keep going!”
The emergency “Where’d my buddy go?” drill (spoiler: they’re behind the coral taking selfies)
Perfect for:
Divers who last touched a BCD when flip phones were still cool
People whose most recent dive memory involves a crown-of-thorns starfish photobomb
Anyone who needs reminding that “hop to the surface” is still a bad idea
Sign up now—because the ocean doesn’t do “I’ll wing it,” and your ego will thank you later.
The tuition for this class is $100
Been a while since you last dove? Forgot which way is up, why the reg makes that Darth Vader noise, or how to not turn into a human balloon at 10 metres? No worries, mate—we’ve got the perfect hop-back-in course for ya!
Our Scuba Refresher (aka “Remember How Not to Drown 101”) covers:
Dusting off your skills faster than a roo shakes off red dirt
Re-learning buoyancy with the classic “pouch puff” method (inflate to float, deflate to look cool)
Mask clearing while your instructor yells, “It’s just salty Vegemite, keep going!”
The emergency “Where’d my buddy go?” drill (spoiler: they’re behind the coral taking selfies)
Perfect for:
Divers who last touched a BCD when flip phones were still cool
People whose most recent dive memory involves a crown-of-thorns starfish photobomb
Anyone who needs reminding that “hop to the surface” is still a bad idea
Sign up now—because the ocean doesn’t do “I’ll wing it,” and your ego will thank you later.
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